The Brazilians gave us cocoa beans and thongs. But which is more important- Chocolate or skimpy swim wear? They are both vital to the human race in terms of nutrition and well being. No single item of clothing or lack thereof has caused such a stir as the humble thong. Ever since the first bikini - named after the explosive atomic bond that was set off on bikini atoll, there been not been a more explosive item of satorial genius than the thong. Why do we love it? Because less is more. Because it exposes a lot without really exposing anything. Because women feel sexy wearing it and men get the sexy feeling thinking about women wearing them, even if the women are not really wearing them. It makes both parties feel sexy. Not like diamonds and car mags which only make one party feel sexy and the other short changed. It is this shared sexuality that gives thongs is allure. Let us give thanks to the humble thong. Bringer of happiness to many people out there, especially geeks in front of computers late at night! Amen!.
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