Dorky Tattoo

This is JUST WRONG!

What an idiot!

We didn’t know where to start with this moron, but let’s do it...

First of all, what the hell was he thinking taking a picture naked or walking around naked with such a small penis, big stomach and ugly face? What a moron!

Secondly, what is this douchebag thinking drinking beer when he looks like that? Again... Moron Alert!!

Lastly, what a nightmare it is to be like this guy, he’s got NO penis at all — not an Asian small penis, but NO PENIS at all — I’m guessing if there was an accomplishment for smallest penis in world: he would get it.

National Small Penis Champion Mug for Coffee / Hot Beverage 11 oz. BLACK
National Small Penis Champion Mousepad
Small Penis Alert #2
National Small Penis Champion Adult USA Flag Racing Flame Hat / Cap

Ever Heard of Taking Her to Your Place?

This is why you wear pajamas...

Boy Genius

How You Gonna' Explain This One To The Cops?