What an idiot!

We didn’t know where to start with this moron, but let’s do it...

First of all, what the hell was he thinking taking a picture naked or walking around naked with such a small penis, big stomach and ugly face? What a moron!

Secondly, what is this douchebag thinking drinking beer when he looks like that? Again... Moron Alert!!

Lastly, what a nightmare it is to be like this guy, he’s got NO penis at all — not an Asian small penis, but NO PENIS at all — I’m guessing if there was an accomplishment for smallest penis in world: he would get it.

National Small Penis Champion Mug for Coffee / Hot Beverage 11 oz. BLACK
National Small Penis Champion Mousepad
Small Penis Alert #2
National Small Penis Champion Adult USA Flag Racing Flame Hat / Cap

How You Gonna' Explain This One To The Cops?

Think He Paid For The Gas?

I'm not even gonna' ask...

Bluetooth Fail

Insulting Islam is a Capital Crime

Electric Dumb Asses

We're not sure what these dumb men were thinking, but it must have involved some adult beverages. Who does this?

Now There's A Story To Tell Your Kids...

And I don't mean what "you" did to that poor harmless bum... I mean what "he" did to you after you teased him!

Supremacy Fail...

Lady Gaga Gag Me!

Are you sure this isn't Marilyn Manson?

LADY GAGA

MARILYN MANSON

MORANS? LOL